Humor is the best ingredient in a recipe for disaster like this one for the CoronaPIErus. So while you’re quarantined, make this stupid pie and eat your sorrows….just don’t forget to WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.
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A creamy dreamy spooky version of one of the best girl scout cookies around.
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Inspired by the Avalanche bark from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory…it’s Avalanche Pie!
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OH NO these cookies will make all other cookies taste terrible, and that in itself is an end of the world!
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The Sun is exploding and so should your tastebuds! Check out these sweet (but not too sweet) soft sugar cookies rolled in sprinkles and have a sugary supernova in your mouth!
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A no-bake pie and sorbet recipe FIT to celebrate the fact that our cheeto in chief is officially UN-fit for office.
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If you eat these SINnamon rolls, there’s NO way you’ll survive the biblical judgement day.
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Anyways, in honor of the live hearings this week, I made a little “covfefe cake” to eat while watching our government collapse in on itself. So, without further ado…it’s time to GRAHAM breakfast by the p**sy and make some COVFEFE CAKE. (Sorry that joke was a bit crass but like I HAD to?)
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The signs are all there...the end...our end...HUMANITY’S end...is coming. You can see it on the horizon. The worst part? We’ve done this to ourselves. So I say, screw it all, let’s put all of the most delicious, bad for you, ingredients into one AMAZING dessertster. I present to you “The BACONing of the End Blondies”.
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FUDGEment day is coming, and the only way to stop the robot uprising is to feed them this exact fudge.
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I don’t wanna close my PIES, I don’t wanna FALL asleep, cuz I’d miss you babe and I don’t wanna miss a thing. A smokey pumpkin pie to accompany your final moments before the 600-mile-wide asteroid collides with earth bringing a fiery, agonizing death.
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A tasty pie based on a cocktail that will kill any virus or pandemic that comes knocking.
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The big one is here!…The recipe for the mocha cheeseQUAKE that is. It’s a little involved so settle into your nearest doorframe and get comfortable.
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The harrowing tale of my first and second failed attempts at the shaky, delicious, infamous cheeseQUAKE.
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A deliciously delectable black and blueberry crumble to indulge in while civilization crumbles to the ground.
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Pie Twists for when the weather is twisting up a storm.
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These gluten free brownies are good enough for even Thor to enjoy as he goes into battle with the rest of the gods to save the world.
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